Update: Proformas varias para futbolistas, versión English

El post anterior desató una oleada inconmensurable de mails de jugadores en trance de irse para el futbol inglés (Have a good trip, Hugh Roll-mare!), galés, jamaiquino o australiano. Considerando esto y la sugerencia de nuestros amigos FidOx y Rubén Darío, además de los aportes de varios de ustedes, liberamos unas versiones en inglés de Proformas para aquellos futbolistas colombianos que tengan la dicha de emigrar a otro pai$ a demo$trar sus talento$. (FidOx y Rubén Darío, tranquilos que les pagaremos con un porcentaje de ganancias en acciones de un bar-grill que tenemos en San Juan Sacatepéquez).

Proforma SmokeHR56882A para cuando se llegue a un nuevo club:

"I am very happy to arrive to this big club, I come here to summarize. My objective is to make an important contribution for this team, which have very important players of international quality. My dream was always to play here in ___________ since I was a child.

Having as great manager as Mr _______ is a pride for me. I will do my best for being part of the goals to be accomplished this year"

Proforma UmbrellaZA89332 para cuando se vaya a jugar un partido importante:

"Sooo...well. They are 3 important points to be played. _______ is a hard opponent, in football there is no small rival, we can´t understimate the adversary.

In football there are 11 versus 11. The current moment of ________ is important, but we have great defenders which will put all their effort to make happy these great supporters. We will go to the field to give everything what we have and to do what the Teacher (?) ordered to us, and with the God´s help we will give a joy to these beautiful supporters."

Proforma Just_in_case JJ609987A para cuando le esté yendo bien y suena para otro equipo:

"So far I only think in ________ and in the next Sunday match versus ________. My head is fully with this team, I had a contract with this great institution and my plan is to accomplish it in order to retribute all the support I had received. Thanks to God the things are happening to me but I have my feet over the floor."

Proforma AsUsual Lost7322109 para cuando pierden un partido:

"Sooo...well. The things did not work to us today. We put all of ourselves in the field, but unfortunately the football is as it is (?) and God wants it in this way. They took advantage of the few opportunities they had, and besides we had some small mistakes. However there is revenge in football, the next Sunday we will give everything in order to place this great team in the position it deserves."

Proforma Frog1922336S para cuando el DT está teniendo malos resultados:

"We understand the supporters impatience, but it is not possible to win always in football. All the group of players is besides the Teacher until death. If the things are not resulting as we want is because our fault and because God wants in this way , not The Teach fault: we the players are who play in the field, not him, and over there (?) we did not respond as he wants."

Proforma FrogII12311Y para cuando sacan al DT por malos resultados

"I prefer not to give an opinion: I am dedicated to play, the decisions are taken by the directors. It is a shame what happened to the Manager Mr _______, but sometimes is better to make changes in order to change the negative dynamics (?). God wants in this way and from now on we have to think in giving the next manager all the support what he request."

Nota: Si el jugador pertenece a los Atletas de Cristo, donde dice "God" cambiar por "The Almighty God, our Lord".