viernes, marzo 07, 2008

Colaboración de La Monserga con Wikipedia_english

El post pasado lo finalizamos con una evocadora y enigmática (?) pregunta: Quién putas es Angelo Balanta? Es que vimos ese nombre reseñado como uno de los futbolistas colombianos que juegan en el exterior (bueno, que está inscrito como jugador en un club del exterior, porque no es que juegue muy seguido), pero después de preguntar entre nuestros contactos en cada uno de los clubes, obtuvimos en todos los casos la misma respuesta: "Hermano, yo a usted no lo conozco, de dónde me está hablando? De un block? Eso como es?".

Afortunadamente nuestro lector megaman (que a propósito, blog recomendado para los que les guste la buena música alternativa-indie) nos mandó ésta referencia del mulato. Y no sólo esa sino que se mandó ésta perla con una megasección (?) de los futbolistas colombianos reseñados en Wikipedia en inglés .
Y ahí sí que nos quedamos estupefactos, porque según vimos en el último link cualquier güevón que juegue por ahí puede tener su espacio en Wikipedia. Sí, cualquier tronco, amarillo, baldosero, desconocido, turista o ladrón tiene su pedazo de historia ya esculpida (?) para la posteridad, no solo para los cibernautas de Magangué, Chinú, Remedios o Fusagasugá, sino para los de Aberdeen, Liverpool, York o Cardiff. O sea que si hace años esto de la Wikipedia y el Internet hubieran existido, tuviéramos documentadísimos por ejemplo, los andares de Efectividad Serrano, Melquisedec Navarro, Teddy Orozco y Ronald Valderrama para la barra del Unión Magdalena en Stratford-upon-Avon.
Conmovidos por este hecho que demuestra qué tanto nos atropella la tecnología, desde LMDF queremos aportar nuestro granito de arena y escribir unas breves reseñas para Wikipedia en inglés de aquellos personajes del fútbol que injustamente no han sido mencionados para la comunidad angloparlante. Vamos a ver si nos las aceptan esos racistas (?). A saber:

  • Independiente Santa Fe: Is known also as The Transformers, because they could change easily from a Ferrari to a Simca in only 90 minutes. One of the professional (?) clubs in Bogota, they used to provoke extreme discomfort to their supporters, who are characterized by a great strength to support any grey and sad performances year by year. In fact, the only memory which many of the Santa Fe supporters have of a championship is a slight convulsion sensation when their fathers throw them upwards celebrating the goals of Pandolfi in 1975.
  • Poundcake-face Palacios DIM: The most recognized Powerful DIM supporter. They probably think he is very cool and original, but actually he is one of the samples of how wolfs (?) are the most recognized local clubs supporters, as Barranquilla´s Cole and Ibague´s Pijao Indian.
  • Carlos Antonio Vélez: Journalist who looks himself as the Colombia´s Football God, although most people think he is a motherfucker, asshole and/or prick. His son is dating with the colombian football goddess, which the hate what everybody feels about him grows up to astronomical dimensions.
  • Oscar "The hairlock" Galvis: Colombian Goalkeeper, played in Tulua and Pasto.
    Luis Augusto "The Check" Garcia: A very important players' trade mafia capo, who used to manage clubs during his holidays.
  • Atletico Junior: Club nearing extinction who is looking desperetely for a salvation. They are currently suffering the powers of the evil forces (?), which probably is the cause why great football cracks as Herly Alcazar, Jorge Banguero, the Little Alligator Diaz or the Louse Acunha are not doing it very well in the championship.
  • Clud Deportivo Los Millonarios: A club of Bogota known because is great imagination: they think are millionaires but they don´t have a dime. They think were the most glorious colombian club during the 50´s, but they only had 1 colombian player.
  • Fritures: The basic nutritional value of any colombian football supporter. They used to eat a lot of this stuff in any way, including pork ears or yellow-ink-chicken before and after the match.
  • Anisated Liquor: used to be consumed together with the previous point, joined with lemon slices. The use of the lemon as a partner of the liquor is still not explained for the science...

31 comentarios:

  1. Jajaja buenísimo don YSEC. El problema no es que estén reseñados, aunque bueno Wikipedia debería hacer una depuración de ese montón de petardos, liberar espacio de sus servidores. Y conociendo que es una enciclopedia libre que crece por los aportes de los wikipedistas, me pregunto si no hay cosas más interesantes para ellos que hacer biografías de petardos, aunque bueno eso indica que cualquier bestiarista podrá tener su espacio en la Wiki.

    Debería subir esas reseñas(?).

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  2. YSEC, cada post es mejor que el anterior... para morirse de la risa.

    Pregunta, así como the hairlock Galvis y el little aligator serían válidos:

    The smurf de Avila
    little Santiago(?) Escobar
    Tooths León
    Barrancabermeja's Herrera
    The hammer Villagra

    hay que tomarnos unos Anisated Liquors y hablar de fútbol un día

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  3. jajajaja...buenisssimo, YSEC. Tanta razón tenes con la wikimierda!, que peligro es leerla asiduamente, te mata de a poco las neuronas.

    Abrazo.-

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  4. No tengo mucho mas que decir... ando falto de creatividad ahora, solo posteo para que luego no digan que no paso a saludar (?).

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  5. jajajaj "the little alligator diaz" jajajaja

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  6. It was very funny Mr I am the Carlos.
    I laughed a lot reading that.

    You are a genious.....

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  7. Vean a los gladiadores colombianos haciendo patria en TyT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Public_F.C.

    PD: no, no es Pachito.

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  8. Gracias por sus comentarios, señores. Bueno el link, link (?), yo siempre he querido saber de añgún sitio donde se pueda tener un listado de toooodos los futbolistas colombianos que juegan en ligas extranjeras, para ver casos como este de valores que estamos perdiendo (?) en TyT, Jamaica, Australia, Samoa o cosas así.

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  9. Don ysec es todo un honor aportar mi granito de arena para una entrada de tan prestigioso espacio.
    Muchas gracias por la cuña publicitaria, nos alegra que les guste nuestro humilde blog

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  10. Victor Aristizabal: Colombia's milkiest striker. Winner of the Fifa's "Best footballer without the football"(?) Award consecutively from 1990 to 2007. Nicknamed by beloved fans as "Aristigoal" and by detractors as "Aristibuttock"(?)

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  11. Jajaja, buena la colaboración de sonic soft.

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  12. Tengo algunos:
    The male pigeon usuriaga
    The Tiger castillo
    The doll castillo
    tragedy-face hernandez
    The saintjohnian rendon (?)
    The bitch carrillo

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